seatrench:

Weddell Seal Vocalization

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captain-snark:

possiblestalker:

indianajjones:

opalescentlesbian:

entropyalarm:

katfiction2001:

“writers always know exactly where they are going with their work!”

r u sure

“no writer does anything by mistake, it’s all very strategic”

r u sure

“they use symbolism in everything. for example, a simple sentence symbolises directness and-”

R U SURE

The best moments in writing is when you discover you did something absolutely genius by complete accident.

A miscellaneous world-building detail from ten chapters earlier accidentally saved a character’s life once

“Omg this line is genius and the best reference!”
“Thank you I did that entirely on purpose!!” *sweats*

READER: “(points out symbolism and foreshadowing and depth)”

AUTHOR:

When you go back and reread your work and you forgot that you wrote some kind of beautiful accidental foreshadowing and you’re like *gasp* “the prophecy is complete”

I do this a lot and I wish that was bragging. Truth is, I rarely have ANY FUCKING CLUE what I’m doing in writing and RP but sometimes, everything works out in the end and sometimes, you submit your characters to horrid things THAT’S JUST LIFE I GUESS.

(via vitious)

fabulousquel:

aerinis:

Blizzard added everyone’s first DeviantArt OC as a mount

I laughed harder than I should have

(via relaxable)

hornpoint:

hornpoint:

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS MASTODON IS USED AS A MEETING HUB FOR PEDOPHILES BECAUSE ITS ALMOST COMPLETELY UNSUPERVISED

for further addendum

maybe

i should reconsider using mastadon

EDIT: I thought about this and realized that basically, Mastadon is Tumblr without a NSFW ban. People have used Tumblr for the same damn thing. So. Yea. 

(Source: coffins, via bechnokid)

taggthewanderer:

Time to deck the halls.

Behold:  how Madion Rosenvelt takes care of Problems around Christmas

(via relaxable)

slimetony:

I clearly should have spent more time on this because of the glaring omissions 

• Dashcon
  
• John Green loving the taste of cock
  
• the woody roundups
  
• DDLG freaks
  

@setheverman you’re literally named first how does that make you feel?

(Source: slimetony, via tasteslikenapalm)

itsybatsy:

If this isn’t me and @flabdads I don’t know what is.

(via vin-robles)

kirabook:

Dear people planning to move to pillowfort:

As someone not involved in the development of pillowfort but am a web developer, I think you should lower your expectations, but not for the reason you think.

Pillowfort is a baby. A newborn. A smol bab. If you were here during the early days of Tumblr, think of that. 

Pillowfort simply cannot be the immediate solution to your woes. It needs to be nurtured and cared for to become a mature and happy adult. 

If you want Pillowfort to work, they’ll need feedback, advice, bug reports, etc. This is a chance to make Pillowfort the Ao3 of Fanfiction.net. It’s not gonna happen overnight, you need to give it time and love and it’ll get there. 

If you don’t want to pay money to get into the beta, that’s ok. It will be open to the public soon enough and you won’t have to pay a dime. Their financial model moving forward sounds good (a subscription fee for super extra features), but even an Ao3 model would work swell for them probably. 

We’re living in an interesting time on the internet. Governments across the world are cracking down on content and yet community run websites are starting to thrive more and more. 

Tumblr once upon a time was what Pillowfort is today, but this time, let’s make sure Pillowfort can stay independent from mega corporations. 

Reblogging this. I think Pillowfort has outstanding potential - it reminds me of a mix between Tumblr and Livejournal, and for content creators - ESPECIALLY of the fandom variety! - this is great. I’ve already seen some communities which really caught my eye, and that’s awesome. Being able to post on your personal blog, but also WITHIN a separate community is really neat, and it’s something I miss about LJ. 

I’ve already gotten my invite, and I’m thinking about maybe doing a small giveaway for some if people are interested. There are several people I follow on Tumblr that I’d love to see over on Pillowfort.

(via upbeatbox)

So I received my Pillowfort key, and I am about to start the process of moving stuff from here to there. It’ll take awhile, but I guess that’s what I can do until this hellsite closes.

My Pillowfort is here. If you have a Pillowfort of your own, please message/ask me so I can start following people.

So I told Tumblr that I wanted to make a backup of my blog, because when things go south, I may exit stage left.

However, the Export spot has been on ‘Backup processing’ for two days. And won’t seem to move beyond that. Is anyone else having this issue? Does it literally take this long, or do I have a bigger issue here?

You know it’s interesting how they can unilaterally ban all adult content. It would stand to reason that they could do that for Nazis too –Oh I guess that’s just too difficult.

PLEASE fancast alucard toooo

tbh? this was totally an accident. i just happened to be on IMDB and saw it was like ‘w e l p’. like, there’s NO ONE out there right now who’s a mainstream actor that i feel could come even remotely close to being close to gorgeous enough to be alucard imo. i’ve seen some people who AREN’T famous who might be capable of it but

desperish:

NARCISSUS

Valentin (Valya).

(via flabdads)

wizardshark:

dr-binchcraft:

wizardshark:

dailytweets:

in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

the fuck does this mean

this is japanese cherry blossom erasure

Hey y'all I still don’t know wtf this means

cucumber melon bitch, here.

(Source: twitter.com, via broke-short-and-bored)

anguisettesnakedtruth:

ancient-string:

solitarelee:

advicefromsurvivors:

Being abused can seriously affect your ability to distinguish between “not obviously pleased” and “obviously displeased” because abusers go from Neutral to Hostile for absolutely no discernible reason, and eventually you start worrying that everyone is going to be like that and you start feeling this urge to make absolutely sure that the people you actually care about aren’t mad or upset, because to you, “there’s no evidence that they’re not angry” is the same as “there’s evidence that they are angry”

I have never heard this put into words before but it explains so much. Even as a kid I was constantly scared my mom was mad just when she was making a neutral expression cause she could go from 0 to 60 with no other warning. 

Omg I didn’t realise. I do this. I’m constantly checking that people are ok and not mad.

Because that’s what my dad did. 0-rage monster in a second.

Hyper vigilance over other people’s emotional state because of previous / repeated / continuous exposure to volatile people is seriously just…the most exhausting, fucked up, draining, relationship-fucking, driving-yourself-mad thing and it is so rarely explained well or talked about at all and I’m SO GLAD this post is going around. 

If someone is even slightly less than being 100% positive/happy/approving of me I pick up on it right away, even if it has absolutely nothing to do with me, and I fret and stress and am on edge. Which is so unfair because other people are allowed to have feelings and they’re allowed to express those feelings and it’s almost never about me anyway. 

And then trying to explain that you expect them to be volatile assholes when they’ve never shown any evidence of being that way, and trying to say that it’s not personal, is almost impossible. Because it’s always taken personally and how can they not, really? 

I’m not sure if everyone else in this situation does this, but here was my takeaway:

I am super sensitive about other people’s moods. I learned this because of my dad, who was very abusive and had mood shifts that were quite drastic. But while I’m sensitive to those shifts? For some reason, my brain just does not care. Like, I’m not trying to be callous to the moods of others, but I guess my brain got so tired of trying to understand how to mollify people that I often find myself just not giving a shit, as opposed to trying my best to make sure everyone around me stays happy. And this SOUNDS like a benefit, to not be concerned but IT’S NOT because I often have a hard time reacting appropriately, or knowing how to console people.

(via dirtyskellylover)